So Fell The Sword Of Fate
officialdaddyegbert:

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boxlunches:

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Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

Something great.

officialdaddyegbert:

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boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

Something great.

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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theirtinywings:

northernlotus:

That one time Tony stopped Hydra from getting the Iron Man suit

yeah adds WHOLE NOTHER MEANING TO THE MOVIE NOW FOLKS

The second movie sucked though…

So? I killed a dragon. One up that, bitch!

So? I killed a dragon. One up that, bitch!

fallenagain:

esmoonieya:

stainedglassportrait:

I hope to God I’m not the only one who thinks so…

Link

That last one! The rest I’m going to keep on doing and anyone who doesn’t want to read it can unfriend me or take me off their activity feed :) But the last one is just plain dumb. Unless you WANT to lose your job…

all are corrent accept candy crush. haha.. why bother? just block all game app u hate in the account setting. done.

Shouldn’t fucking have to.

And doesn’t stop them from sending it for another game. Or another. Or another.

On top of that, some of them aren’t doing it. The games do it automatically. It’s annoying as fuck.

If you do any of these, please go die in a fucking hole.

feelknower1993:

that’s my kind of headline

Almost as stupid as Lord Helix…
Sometimes the internet is fucking retarded.

feelknower1993:

that’s my kind of headline

Almost as stupid as Lord Helix…

Sometimes the internet is fucking retarded.

Ugh…

Ugh…

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

I call it the “swaggot”

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

I call it the “swaggot”

did-you-kno:

Every main character in SpongeBob Squarepants is actually inspired by one of the 7 deadly sins.
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The Seven Deadly Sins are not actually featured in the Bible. They were written hundreds of years later…

did-you-kno:

Every main character in SpongeBob Squarepants is actually inspired by one of the 7 deadly sins.

Source

The Seven Deadly Sins are not actually featured in the Bible. They were written hundreds of years later…

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

Thanks Obama! :)

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

Thanks Obama! :)

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

Boooooo!!

did-you-kno:

For three consecutive years, “whatever” was voted as the most annoying word.
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Probably in the ’90s…

did-you-kno:

For three consecutive years, “whatever” was voted as the most annoying word.

Source

Probably in the ’90s…

basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

I’m working towards expanding my stomach so I can EAT every animal in the world…

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

It also makes work go faster which is just the adult version of school welcome to life.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

It also makes work go faster which is just the adult version of school welcome to life.