So Fell The Sword Of Fate

follovved:

follovved:

what did professor oak say before he got into a fight

DONT PROF.OAK ME

Boooooo!!

did-you-kno:

For three consecutive years, “whatever” was voted as the most annoying word.
Source

Probably in the ’90s…

did-you-kno:

For three consecutive years, “whatever” was voted as the most annoying word.

Source

Probably in the ’90s…

basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

I’m working towards expanding my stomach so I can EAT every animal in the world…

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

It also makes work go faster which is just the adult version of school welcome to life.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

It also makes work go faster which is just the adult version of school welcome to life.

jrugs:

waking up everyday seems a little excessive

Eventually it stops

You are lovely.

The won’t care about you, they can’t. Something in their head makes it so the only one they care about is themselves. Shallow beyond any concern for another living creature. They suck all the life out of you because you spend all day trying to convince them that you’re worth it but they’ll never see it that way. Ever. you just aren’t worth the time and effort love. You can try and try and try some more but all you’re doing is putting yourself in an emotional hell where they are the devil. It’s time to break free be someone else. Who cares what they think maybe they should think that way by themselves, alone. There’s nothing you can do to help them think differently. They’re stuck in their ways so just let them go. Move on and live happily because they’re dragging you down and it hurts too much. Sure it’ll be hard to move on at first but you can do it there’s nothing stopping you from being who you want to be and what you want to do. You’ll find someone else who actually cares about you and your needs. It may take some time but in the end its worth it to be loved the way you should be. You’re lovely and should be thought of, cared about, treated the way a lovely person should.  

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

They won’t ever love you the way you love them.

What matters anymore? The people you thought you loved and thought loved you back you don’t, they don’t. You never see each other, you are the slave in the relationship, emotionally, mentally, physically. You can’t take it anymore. You give and give and give and never receive and you need to get something back for all your hard work, all your giving but you don’t. So leave. But its not that simple you can’t just leave, because they need to leave, you can’t keep giving right up until the end. So they leave and what do you feel? Empty. Because it’s all you’ve ever known, you don’t know how to receive and accept the loss of that person so you run the scenario over in your head a million times but when it comes to the moment for you to say I don’t love you anymore you can’t. Because you don’t want to have to look. You don’t want to be alone, and they don’t either so they would never admit that things have gone stale that they no longer love you. But do they need to? They stopped trying for you and started caring about other things that maybe have no importance or maybe they do. Maybe they now care about someone else who isn’t you. But they can’t be with that person so they cling to you, someone who is near and can give them what they need without any effort on their part. Because relationships are hard especially new ones so why make the effort to scrap EVERYTHING you have with the old one and build something mediocre with someone new. Someone who won’t know them or need to. They’re giving them company and a warm fuzzy feeling inside on both parts while you sit and give and give. But you won’t receive anything because all of their effort is being given to new endeavors, new people. Who cares though right? You don’t want to be alone, you don’t want to have to start the search again you think you can trick yourself into being happy but you know in the long run it wont work out. But maybe there will be something good for you in the long run maybe you can cling to the hope that one day they might love you again but they wont. They wont.

Unless they like Twilight…
Don’t let them live that shit down!

Unless they like Twilight…

Don’t let them live that shit down!

Are you sure it wasn’t on FOX News?

Are you sure it wasn’t on FOX News?

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

We should all learn fromthis god of procrastination 

preludetowind:

"Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man." - Hayao Miyazaki